Cognative dissonance

My bosses love me

For those of you who haven't seen this:

A story that just sort of petered-out

here.

A very angry ranting story from a 2006 sketchbook can be found here.

The things that come in the mail

"Haunted Horn" sculpture by Crankmaggot

I've tried it before. That shit don't work.

Not for your eyes

In the interest of full disclosure (and self-destruction) I direct you now to my sketchbook/journals which more or less capture the incessant buzzing in my head. click here if you've got the bawls.

Cocksuckers wasting time like squirrels with shiny objects

When all my friends left Myspace for Facebook I was upset. I had everything I needed in Myspace. But they had to go to the newest fad. Well, the newest thing of that "latest fad" is their timeline format. It's really innovative:

I mean, I've never seen anything like that before:

Oh, wait...

International Drunkard

A couple of videos I sent to my overseas friends.

Pants on the ground

FOR ALL OF U THAT THINK IS NICE TO WALK WITH UR PANTS BELOW UR BUTT, READ THE FOLLOWING EXPLANATION: THIS TREND WAS BORN IN THE UNITED STATES’ JAILS, WHERE PRISONERS WHO WERE WILLING TO HAVE SEX WITH OTHER PRISONERS NEEDED TO INVENT A SIGNAL THAT WOULD GO UNNOTICED BY THE GUARDS SO THEY WOULDN’T SUFFER CONSEQUENCES, SO BY PARTIALLY SHOWING THEIR BUTTS, THEY SHOWED THAT THEY WERE AVAILABLE TO BE PENETRATED BY OTHER INMATES. ARE YOU ADJUSTING TO HOMOSEXUAL PATTERNS MAYBE?
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by

Jey M. Glusman

Dear science,

Dear scientists, here is your unified field equation: ∞=∞
Now quit jerking your dicks and bust the 3rd dimension as a limit for 3rd-dimesion physical creatures.

It is

  

 romance=a prejudice of perfection