ART AUCTION!

I'm selling art for dirt-cheap first bids. Don't miss out. Auctions end Friday~!

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone were to remake Jaws, using a rotten script, horrible actors and inept direction? I hadn't either, but if I had the answer would have been Jaws 5 (Cruel Jaws). Just when you think it's not such a blatant rip-off, they go and recycle dialogue from Jaws. Enjoy... or whatever.

My second podcast appearance

I'm baaack

White People

Perfect

I was watching this Levis commercial the other day when this woman caught my eye:

 Finally someone in advertising has captured my idea of perfection!

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