Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone were to remake Jaws, using a rotten script, horrible actors and inept direction? I hadn't either, but if I had the answer would have been Jaws 5 (Cruel Jaws). Just when you think it's not such a blatant rip-off, they go and recycle dialogue from Jaws. Enjoy... or whatever.

My second podcast appearance

I'm baaack

White People

Perfect

I was watching this Levis commercial the other day when this woman caught my eye:

 Finally someone in advertising has captured my idea of perfection!

Right or Left

Edumacation

Just Gorshin

Ole Miss

Dream girl

Back to the old drawing board

Laser-etching by Aaron Haley.

These fellas seem to be entertained by my life.

   my first podcast.

Who the fuck is Grant?

Seperated at birth?

This child actor from Villiage of The Damned...

 

And James Remar...

Advertising vs. Reality

They've got me pegged

I don't know about you, but I don't want anything in my ears that will make me go def.

Hi, my name is Al. Sorry for staring. I just pictured you in my head as being less of a 3rd-tier Sorority-girl.

I never imagined that sitting in my office and surfing the net was so important.

Yes, political-pundits on the left have too much influence... on people that were going to vote for a Democrat anyway.

I imagine there's a lot of, "Will you drink what's in this glass for $5?" going on.

I always wondered what Britney Spears would look like if she was old and her mouth was all caved-in.

Tad Martin #6

Tad Martin #6 will be published. I was contacted today by Tim Goodyear with the news that he and another party wanted to co-publish. This would be the first Tad Martin to be published since 1993. If they hold off until next year it can be a 20-year extravaganza!

Craigslist Gold

Where are you? - w4m (NW Austin)

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Date: 2012-01-31, 4:52PM CST
Reply to:

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I just can't find the guy I'm looking for - where are you? He likes mature women - doesn't care if they are married - he is white, under 50, tall, handsome, muscular - he has a place to meet, or is willing/capable of paying for a hotel - loves great sex - is willing to explore the emotional side of a relationship too - wants a committment, but may be married, and is ok that I am married. Inturn, he enjoys the best sex he has ever had!



She can't find a tall young muscular white guy with money that wants an old married slut who wants  him to take the responsibility for her love life?

Why are guys so fucking picky?

The same person

Saw these 2 photos on the same dating profile. I have nothing further.

 

 

Update- 3/2/12:

I got the job!!! New to Town - 38 (Austin)

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Date: 2012-03-02, 7:06AM CST
Reply to: x3cv8-2880359342@pers.craigslist.org

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I got the job!!! I start 3/19/12. Official move is 3/23/12. I am hoping to gain some friends and if there is a special someone who pops out above the rest I'm all for that as well. I'm a fun sized short, curvy girl figure, darkish brown/blonde hair, green eyes . . . professional, educated, think on my feet type of person. I have type A personality traits, but I'm the most easy going person whith a fun loving personality. I love to experience new things. I have animals - 2 cats and 1 dog and they are my family (if you know what I mean!) I'm a bit spunky, girlish at times, but can be a little romantic as well but LOVE my football games on Sundays!.

Looking for the same in a guy and I prefer a guy that keeps fit or somewhat close to fit, so I can get my A-game on in fitness as well . . . I prefer a white guy that's taller than me. I like a guy that knows what he wants and is not shy about it, doesn't play games, has good values, lives on his own, knows how to treat a lady. Above all, I like a guy with good judgement. I'm ultimately looking to get to know someone . . . be friends and see where it goes from there. I'm really looking for a long term relationship with kids in the future. If your the slightest bit interested in me please contact me...

Pictures required!!!

How things change

In 1984 Madonna released Like a Virgin. Guys looked at her and touched themselves.

The following year Weird Al Yankovich released Like a Surgeon. Women didn't touch themselves.

The thing is, by releasing that song Weird Al made you think about him and Madonna as entertainers. I could just picture her quickly dismissing Like a Surgeon. Or the parties she was invited to that Weird Al never could get into. You had to laugh at the pretty girl and the geek. But...

Time passed, and Madonna got older

And the parties she went to you didn't even care about. Sure she still has money, but the beauty of youth has faded. But then again, Weird Al is older too. Maybe he still thinks she's a catch.

Ummm, nevermind.