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Where are you? - w4m (NW Austin)

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Date: 2012-01-31, 4:52PM CST
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I just can't find the guy I'm looking for - where are you? He likes mature women - doesn't care if they are married - he is white, under 50, tall, handsome, muscular - he has a place to meet, or is willing/capable of paying for a hotel - loves great sex - is willing to explore the emotional side of a relationship too - wants a committment, but may be married, and is ok that I am married. Inturn, he enjoys the best sex he has ever had!



She can't find a tall young muscular white guy with money that wants an old married slut who wants  him to take the responsibility for her love life?

Why are guys so fucking picky?

The same person

Saw these 2 photos on the same dating profile. I have nothing further.

 

 

Update- 3/2/12:

I got the job!!! New to Town - 38 (Austin)

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Date: 2012-03-02, 7:06AM CST
Reply to: x3cv8-2880359342@pers.craigslist.org

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I got the job!!! I start 3/19/12. Official move is 3/23/12. I am hoping to gain some friends and if there is a special someone who pops out above the rest I'm all for that as well. I'm a fun sized short, curvy girl figure, darkish brown/blonde hair, green eyes . . . professional, educated, think on my feet type of person. I have type A personality traits, but I'm the most easy going person whith a fun loving personality. I love to experience new things. I have animals - 2 cats and 1 dog and they are my family (if you know what I mean!) I'm a bit spunky, girlish at times, but can be a little romantic as well but LOVE my football games on Sundays!.

Looking for the same in a guy and I prefer a guy that keeps fit or somewhat close to fit, so I can get my A-game on in fitness as well . . . I prefer a white guy that's taller than me. I like a guy that knows what he wants and is not shy about it, doesn't play games, has good values, lives on his own, knows how to treat a lady. Above all, I like a guy with good judgement. I'm ultimately looking to get to know someone . . . be friends and see where it goes from there. I'm really looking for a long term relationship with kids in the future. If your the slightest bit interested in me please contact me...

Pictures required!!!

How things change

In 1984 Madonna released Like a Virgin. Guys looked at her and touched themselves.

The following year Weird Al Yankovich released Like a Surgeon. Women didn't touch themselves.

The thing is, by releasing that song Weird Al made you think about him and Madonna as entertainers. I could just picture her quickly dismissing Like a Surgeon. Or the parties she was invited to that Weird Al never could get into. You had to laugh at the pretty girl and the geek. But...

Time passed, and Madonna got older

And the parties she went to you didn't even care about. Sure she still has money, but the beauty of youth has faded. But then again, Weird Al is older too. Maybe he still thinks she's a catch.

Ummm, nevermind.