Saturday, December 25, 2010

Veronica Lodge: Teenage Escort

Now, we all know that rich people must do some horrendous things in order to get and stay rich, but did you know that this holds true in the made-up world of Archie?

 
Archie doesn't have enough money to squire the rich Veronica in style.
Later, Mister Lodge is telling his 16-YEAR-OLD daughter that a COLLEGE GRAD STUDENT has requested her for a "ball". Does she freak out and tell her daddy that he's sick? No way, she goes right along with the program, like she's done this before!
 
Ahhh, so she knows the ropes after all. Sex for payment of a foreign car. So this is how Mister Lodge got rich!
Soon we meet the client's son:

 Damn, that's a line out of the predator's handbook! Shouldn't he have a mustache, and be sweating?



There we go. Anyway, Archie sees them driving along, and after some attempted Vehicular-Homicide, Veronica pops out of the car with a twisted ankle. What Is Sweaty McDate Rape's response?

 That's right, bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks. I wonder if Betty can afford the trauma of the "Look at how she was dressed/she was asking for it" defense?

4 comments:

Diane H said...

bitches can't hang with the streets.

Diane H said...

is Veronica wearing a Keith Haring shirt when planning to lie to Archie? WTF?

Casanova Frankenstein said...

Why not? Haring's art was all bullshit art-con anyway. What better way to dress?

Laura said...

ha ha yeah that IS a Keith Haring shirt-that is a fun "modern" addition.

Your right though Al the ethics are wrong in this issue.