Most people know that fat women tend to have big giant tits to go along with their big giant everything else. Fat women who angle like to take unfair advantage of this, and their trickery is cruel. They know that most guys are fixated on tits, so they use them to hypnotize men. The most common angle shot by far is what I refer to as "forced tit perspective". In this shot the camera is held above the subjects head so that the tits are more prominent than the belly, making them appear to be proportionate. Example:
This is a wonderful example. Notice how the arm girth is camouflaged by hiding the right arm behind the back, and the left arm under the head. The hips are cropped out, and the double-chin is tucked. She also did a wonderful job hiding her fat girl shoulder-width, which is more prominent in the next photo:
In this photo she has once again hidden her midsection and ass, but you can see her thick neck and wide ankles. But once again, she brings us back around with more titty-hypnosis:
Her fun-bags are prominently displayed, her head tilted to just the right neck-reducing angle, and everything else is cropped out. In the second picture she even manages to look like a Barely Legal girl. I guaran-fucking-tee you this woman is HUGE! Not that all big women are look bad, it's just how you carry it! There are 3 major types of fat: 1) Porcine. This is the "baby-fat" look, when everything is in proportion. A bit thick in the middle, but the ass and tits are in actual proportion to the waist. This, to me, looks great! But porcine never lasts much as you get into the mid-20's. It will turn into either, 2) Bovine, which is when the fat is concentrated in the middle, with thin arms and legs, or 3) Elephantine, which is an overdose of fat deposits on the overall body, which ruins the proportionate shape, and just makes the person round. This woman is a true master of the angles, and I salute her for her artistry, but curse her for her deception.
Update (9:55 PM) I have been notified that the woman I've picked out here is not actually the best example. She is actually "big and tall" which makes her more porcine and therefore pretty hot in actuality (so my apologies to her). In fairness I will include a better example. Hot, hot, hot:
Ummm... nevermind:
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