The school administration has approved the construction of an emergency box which contains a hamburger. This lad obviously has a tapeworm or other parasite. Why is he not receiving medical attention?
Aside from that I'd like to know how long that hamburger has been in there. Other questions include but are not limited to:
-Why does he not just have a free pass to the cafeteria?
-Why not just let him carry emergency rations?
-Is the hamburger in a sterile or cold environment?
-How does he keep glass shards out of the burger when he shatters the cover?
-Does no one notice the poor bastard standing alone in the hallway, between classes?
They seem to car less for students in Riverdale than they do in the inner city!
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3 comments:
Niggers!
Smelly niggers!
Aw, stop it Jethro. Yew gon' make me bust out cryin'.
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