Monday, August 22, 2011

Computer love

 Had an "interesting" conversation with this "person". My comments in red.


heyjules36
35/F/Straight0% match / 0% enemy
hello
Hey
hw are you?
As right as rain. I'm in my office starting my day.
just read your email
Sorry it was rambling. Just being thorough
awesome..i am glad to learn all these about you
So what do you do?]
i sell jewelleries and i am also a cosmetologist
and you??
I supervise custodians. Where are you a cosmetologist?
here in Austin of cos
Which salon?
i dont really take it as a full time for now
just have avery small shop where i sell jewelleries
Where are you from?
Illinois
Which do you prefer, dogs or 2433?
dogs..you?
You are a software program, aren't you?


I got no response beyond that. Man, why do I even bother?

10 comments:

Diane H said...

I <3 2433. it's such a good number.

Diane H said...
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Casanova Frankenstein said...

As long as it didn't type "Exterminate" at the end, I'm fine with it.

Diane H said...

a real "conversation" I had with a real human being via FB this morning:

me:
3 boring facts about me: 1) I make my bed every day. 2) I use the same jokes re: majoring in physics that my dad did (he was a nuclear physicist; I majored in physics but am more of a chemist in real life), and 3) my cat's name is Cleo. bonus fact! my cat eats cat food (I stole that from Ralph Wiggum). there.

him:
If there's some drama, I'd rather not be involved.

that pretty much ended *that* conversation. WHAT?

Diane H said...

I mean, I always thought The Simpsons was an animated comedy show, not a drama, but what do I know?

Casanova Frankenstein said...

I guess he told you!

Diane H said...

yes! he told me that he was kind of a dramatic fuckhead. always good to know right from the start.

Diane H said...

and it's true, Ralph Wiggum did do that one dramatic episode, where he played George Washington in a play to Lisa's Martha, so:

Diane = TOLD

Casanova Frankenstein said...

I'm sure he's been through the mill, just like me. He's got relationship shell-shock.

Diane H said...

yeah, we all have. not blaming him, but I did find it funny.