Can you guess?

We need plenty of janitors at the University. Unfortunately the people in charge of hiring will not accept people who don't speak English. To go a step further they actually want people who are literate. Needless to say we have been without people for a while.
Contrast this to the Administrative Assistant that we have. If you can figure out the attached note without a secret decoder-ring then I'm going to suggest the CIA as a career-path for you.




Answer:
The translation is-

Albert, There has been a request to have the 3rd floor carpet at CMA cleaned. The client would like to know if this carpet has ever been cleaned, and if so please let her know the date of cleaning.
The contact is Laurie. She can be reached at 471-xxxx. Thanks.
-Mary