Combating the angles, Part 4 (the Mystery Woman)

I'll say it one more time: pretty women want you to see how pretty they are! They don't obscure it. When you see a profile photo with an obscured face, run! You may be tempted to think that this woman is trying to be mysterious:

 
And she is. She's keeping her face a mystery. Why? Is she a secret agent? Is she a starlet that has to look for men anonymously so she can see if they love her for who she is on the inside? No, she's obscuring her face because she looks like this:

I'm not trying to be mean when I say it looks like she's wearing a wig. I'm trying to warn you (from experience) that she's probably wearing a fucking wig! And in internet dating land that means "scalp condition".