Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The "Angles" (and lo they called me "shallow")

I was supposed to meet a young lady tonight at Jackelope. I found her posting on Craigslist and contacted her. Here are her pictures:

Looks good. I was intrigued. Was it possible I'd managed to actually find a cute girl online? I decided to look her up on Myspace, and I found her profile. After seeing her profile photo I decided to check her photos, and it's a good thing I did too because- BLAM!
ZAP!
KAPOW!
KAZAM!

I decided to nip it in the bud. I know what I'm not attracted to, so I email her and let her know she wasn't what I was looking for because she was too big for me. Immediately she went to that old attack of calling me "shallow". Now, lets take a look at that term "shallow". In this context she would mean that I am only concerned with looks. Untrue. If a girl is pretty, but a bitch, I won't hang with her either. Nor would (I dare say) she, or any woman, choose an ugly guy with a good personality over a good-looking guy with a good personality. That's
why Seth Rogan will never be as big a star as George Clooney. But even if I were shallow, and just concerned about looks, could she really say she was surprised? If so, then why didn't she post her fat pictures on her personals listing? Posting photos of yourself that don't look like you are just another form of dishonesty. I have a question that nobody has been able to answer for me yet; what do fat girls think is going to happen when their internet date shows up and finds out they are fat? Do they think the guy is going to magically and instantly become attracted to fat women? I have a thought: if you are fat, just admit you're fuckin' fat! There's plenty of guys who like big girls, but I'm not one of them. Which is worse; me telling her I don't find her attractive, or me feeling cheated as I sit at Jackelope with a girl that lied about who she was?

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