Wednesday, May 11, 2011

It's been a "banner" day

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This gang-bang isn't going to staff itself!

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I especially love the way they run out of energy around Midnight, and the cute way they have to pee all the time.
Oh and the fact they'll buy me things. Yeah that's cool too!

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...and beer-nuts and beer and pizza and hot wings. Pretty much anything cause of the lack of appetite restraint.

Who knows, maybe beer guts taste like chicken.

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They're going to need you to drive them to the hospital when their gigantic fake tits rip away from their bodies.

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Some of them even have TEETH!

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Wow, that's really funny because just the other day I was telling my buddy Wayne, "Wayne, you know what I haven't seen in Texas in a while? A fat woman!"

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What are you waiting for, you fucking middle-aged loser?

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Younger Christian girls AND older men? Now there's a recipe for some wacky hijinx! Let the kookiness begin!

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Details can be found inside... her snizz!

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Cool, I have my choice between those who want game and those who don't!

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Yeah, cause normally they're really hard to meet.

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Dammit, I was just getting the smell of crazy fucking bitch out of my house!

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Wow, she's pretty cool. Most women expect me to last at least 10 minutes!

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Over 40? Well, I guess they are. But they are also over 60. The last time these two saw 40 was 1940.
I could just date my moms friends and cut out the middle-man.

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Yeah, I don't think she'll find him in there...

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My guess would be that you use a knife.

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You can slice them with a fork!

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She looks like a Superhero that fights book-learnin'!

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From my experience, yes.

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