Sorry, but why would I want a 43-year old "female". Unless they are talking about 43 year-old female elephants or turtles. Those are pretty cool. 43 year-old human females are... well, you know.
Alright, since I am 43 a rich "Cougar" would be between 53 and 63 years old. Again, no thank you.
Jesus, 5'8"? I'm a fucking pitiable midget! Oh wait, the average height of an American Male is 5'9".
This statistic for the average height for an adult male is from the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey (NHANES) conducted from 1999-2002.
Judging from the number of lab-grown 7-foot professional athletes we have, I'd say there were a whole gang of tiny motherfuckers to balance this number out.
Short, old and broke. Damn, I didn't realize I was so fucking pathetic...
As short and old and broke as I am I guess the only way to get a date is to hypnotize a bitch! Oy, what a world!
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