This is your future

I work in the Communications Building at the University of Texas. The other day I was cleaning one of the computer labs, used by the graduate-students when I saw this list on the wall:
 
A list of ways by which you would know that you are a graduate communications student. I will ask you to take note of number 7 on the list-

Now, unless they have mastered the art of slicing Champagne bottles with a sword, then I will take it for granted that a Graduate Communications-student has to phonetically spell "savoring".

Welcome to the future