Time: 6:24 PM
Status: Empty stomach
Product: Steel Reserve 24 oz can (8.1% ALC) served in a plastic skull pint-glass.
First taste- Overpowering with chemical aftertaste. After taking a swallow the mouth has an involuntary action in which it opens and closes as though chewing.
6:36- Not as horrible after the first few sips
6:40- First signs of buzz, not even half-done.
6:55- Really buzzed now. Still approx 4 oz to go
7:05- I don't give a fuck that "Tv's funniest holiday moments" is on in the background, and that they are including scenes from some of their horrible failed-shows.
7:15- I've learned that I've been wasting money because a 6-pack of Icehouse tallboys doesn't pack the punch of this single 24-oz Steel Reserve can.
Steel Reserve is a beer without pretensions. From the Frank Kozik advertising to the jingle written and performed by the Ramones, Steel Reserve knows that beer is about getting drunk, not smelling aroma or woody-highlights.
The 211 logo is the medieval symbol for steel. It's almost as if they are saying "Steel Reserve, time to get medieval on your ass".
3 comments:
OK, that sounds awesome.
It is awesome. When I was married to Beth (Wiley) was tanked on Steel and figured that she was demon-possessed and performed an impromptu exorcism right then and there.
this is what I drink. they say I'm relapsing but really I'm just relaxing. the 211 nonsense is just that, nothing to do with steel or the middle ages. just marketing crapola.
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