Just say no? No way!

Evidently, in the perfect world of Riverdale, teenagers don't need drugs!

See? At least that's what Archie says, but who is Archie to tell me what to do? Fuck that guy! He doesn't know what he's talking about. For example, he says you don't need drugs to:

He's right in a very naive way. You don't need drugs to dribble a ball or play around, but as everyone knows, you do need drugs to win! Even the most retarded leviathan of humanity realizes that there's not a professional American athlete that hasn't used some sort of performance-enhancing drug.

Aside from sports, Archie says you don't need drugs to:

And what friends you get to meet. Here we see a sociopathic-egomaniac, a stalkerish blonde hottie, an idot everyman who is to stupid to either cut the blonde loose or realize she is a nice twin version of the bitchy rich girl he sacrifices his dignity to, and finally a gluttonous closeted-homosexual who may be a high-functioning autistic. Y'know what? I'll stick with the friends you meet while drunk in a bar!

The next thing drugs are supposedly not needed for is to:

Everyone knows you cannot fully enjoy music unless you are stoned on weed. 

Lastly we do not need drugs to:

"Feeling good" is a result of Dopamine being detected by the brain. Dopamine is a drug. Unless you are an upper-level Mystic who has mastered reality you will not be able to feel this dopamine rush on a constant basis. You will need drugs as a backup my friend.

You have a choice, but I wouldn't recommend it.