True Milf

(reposted from my Myspace blog of 9/10/2008)

I've been growing increasingly weary with the incessant drivel concerning Sarah Palin as MILF. Yes, 20+ years ago she won a beauty pageant, but let's be honest, Wasilla Alaska had fewer than 5,000 people when Sarah Palin competed in and won the "Miss Wasilla" pageant  in 1984.

There's not a hell of a lot to choose from in a population of 5000.

But, more on point, let's take the term MILF and break it down to what it is. When we were kids we sometimes got a gander of our freiends' not so homely moms working a trowel in the garden, and the top two buttons of their blouse had come undone. Their neighbor-lady bosoms were enough to send you into a paroxysm of pre-pubescent meat-beating. If we go along these lines, then Sarah Palin would qualify as a MILF. An older woman who happened to be in the wrong place at the right time for our 12-year old eyes to burn a hole in the ass of their pastel-striped pedal-pushers. She could have been anyone,

and at 12 she most often was:

Most of us, fortunately, have managed to mature a bit from our teenage years. Some so much so that they've managed a relationship or two, or maybe purchased a Hustler magazine or twelve. Because of this experiential growth what seemed like a good idea at 12 tends to be a bit embarrassing at the age of 27. Think of masturbating to the thought of the lady that lived next door to you when you were 11. Doesn't really work now does it? Kind of fills you with a sense of shame, right? It should.

The reason is this; a kid will rub on his knob for just about anything, but as we mature we develop if not taste, then at least preferences. If your preference is toward some wild-eyed jowly politician, then you go for that big prize mister! I myself have too little fantasy power to waste my time on such a ghastly scenario.

The term "mother I would llike to fuck" is no-nonsense. It is what it states. 

There are plenty MILF's for me:

Pam Anderson

Mariel Hemingway

And even uber-hot GILF Lauren Hutton

Being adults (grown men) gives us many responsibilities in this world. Not the least of which is the responsibility to ensure the respect of others. Part of this respect process is to imbue others with the confidence that you can make  rational adult decisions based opon your life-experiences.

Sarah Palin is a Milf? Really?