Tuesday, August 30, 2011

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I love the way this is shot. Like I'm a short man looking up at her. A VERY short man. A man who is on eye-level with her tits, when she's sitting on the ground!  Of course she looks pretty good. I'd be willing to hack my legs off at the thigh to have her toss me around like a Hippety-Hop.

If your idea of a younger "girl" is 44, you really need to re-assess your priorities in life. Internet dating may be beyond you. Perhaps you can give talks on listening to Teddy Roosevelt's fireside chats, or concentrate on the proper way to ask your attendant for more applesauce.

Ah, this is better. But you know what? If you subtract women with kids, or excess poundage, warts,  irrational anger, biblical prophecies or designs for some impossible "happily ever after" life, then it's not 3 to 1 any more. More like .3 to 1.





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