For amber waves of grain

I hope the parents spend as much time reading to them as they do teaching them how to "clean and clown". 

Yeah, good luck on that one.

Hi, My Name is Al! I'll Be Your Soul-Mate! (I Love The 80's)

Yahoo Answers

Yahoo Answers: A place where idiots asks questions of morons. Ostensibly because idiots prefer moronic opinion to fact but actually because the questions that are asked are so bewilderingly ass-backwards that to attempt a sensible answer would render you as much an idiot as the person posing the question.

 

I wouldn't want to date a person that was stupid enough to fall for this

After watching the commercials I decided to re-sign up for Eharmony.com. I wanted to look around and see what hind of women were filling out profiles. After filling out their LONG "chemistry" profile I was allowed to see my matches. Well not exactly, because in order to actually see the photos I would have to pay money!
I'm not sure who's in charge of Eharmony, but I suspect it's an ugly-person. Only an ugly person could defend such a pig-in-a-poke policy and the only way they could do it would be by calling people who disagree "shallow".

I really don't get it. Is this the way to run a business? Who does things this way? It's like trying to browse used cars whose descriptions are coming from the people trying to get rid of them!

Ah, online dating sites, you never fail me!

From the Plenty of Fish profile of:
magicalboxihave:

About Me

My father was a preacher until he started free basing. Now he just preaches to inanimate objects. I was a virgin until I was 28. Still a man has never made me cum. I masterbate a lot. like a teenage boy in fact. The other day i rubbed her raw. I had to smear vasoline all over it. I guess i should be embarrassed but i'm not. If you can do better then maybe i'll stop. I work in retail. Don't ask me what i sell because i won;t tell you.