magicalboxihave:
About Me | ||||||||||||
My father was a preacher until he started free basing. Now he just preaches to inanimate objects. I was a virgin until I was 28. Still a man has never made me cum. I masterbate a lot. like a teenage boy in fact. The other day i rubbed her raw. I had to smear vasoline all over it. I guess i should be embarrassed but i'm not. If you can do better then maybe i'll stop. I work in retail. Don't ask me what i sell because i won;t tell you. | ||||||||||||
1 comment:
vaseline isn't healthy. as a matter of fact it's killing the planet as we speak. it's probably poking greasy holes in the ozone at this very second, right now even. there is but one nature-recommended poultice for the rubbed-raw female genitalia.
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